What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
16.06.2025 00:05
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
He : Then let's have some coffee
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : I'm 24.
Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Me : I don't drink
Are Indian youths conservative or liberal?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
Me : Sure.
Is the Democrat party connected with organized crime in America?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Why do older men like to get anal sex?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Can shaving hair by Veet in our vagina cause diseases?
Me : Because it's month of August.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Thank you.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Me : No
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
What is truer than that which is true?
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Tea ?